Asked whether Edinburgh could handle one million people, the Irish musician said: “Well, they take a million a year with the festival”
Yes Sir Bob, but not all at once. You idiot.
So, a million are marching upon Edinburgh, then – after being suitably roused by the stirring music of Dido, Coldplay and Keane. The first few days of July are going to be fun here, that’s for sure. Not least because I have to move bloody house then.