The shorter Tony Blair

5 July 2006

What Tony really means when he says this:

“Look, y’know, I know I sent troops into Iraq; my government drafted dozens of anti-terror laws that have led to hundreds of Muslims being arrested for no good reason. I’ve failed to do anything substantial to alleviate poverty or segregation, or increase opportunities in places like Bradford, Birmingham and Stepney. And I know that lately the police have taken to shooting innocent Muslims, or even innocent Brazilians, if they think they’re Muslims. What’s the solution? Well, it’s clear who’s responsible for repairing the fractured community relations and reducing the widespread disaffection amongst British Muslims. Yes, community leaders. You. That’s your job. I’ve done mine. Now it’s time to do your bit to clean up the mess that I made.”


One Response

Windahl

Comedy genius. Who needs political satire when we have Tony.