As someone who cycles I take comfort in the fact that if I become unstable at low speed I have a choice of feet to put down -the right or left. This bicycle now allows us to use other parts of the body when we become unstable. When you wobble one way you can firmly plant both feet securely on the tarmac. When the wobble foes the other way you can be safely assured the you can stop the wobble by embedding the back of our head in the tarmac or embedding it in car instead.

I also like the fact that the bike seat is an upturned crescent. This of course means that you are secure and also meaning that should you stop abruptly (say when the bike hits something non-bouncy) you could easily tear off an arse cheek.

Yes I have worked with people like this. Didn’t people like this write some of the Enterprise Java stuff?