What Wikipedia would look like if on paper, broken down

What Wikipedia would look like if on paper, broken down

doctorvee linklogged this great image showing what Wikipedia would look like if it were printed out on paper. However, I don’t think it quite captures the essence of what Wikipedia is all about, so for your elucidation I present a breakdown of what exactly one gets for their money with a paper version of Wikipedia, above.

Further reading: The Art of Wikigroaning and Wikipedia’s counter-systemic bias project.

NB: Before any Wikipedia fans pounce on me for being rude – not only am I a proud Wikipedian, I have also been an administrator since January so this is nothing more than an affectionate joke, I assure you.

Social Media hotness

Armand tagged me for this, asking me for my top five social media websites. Normally I wouldn’t do this, but what the hell, it’s a Monday, so…

Alright, let’s get the first two out of the way. You all know about Facebook and Twitter already. No need to go on about them.

As for the other three, well there’s…

  • TrustedPlaces – now, there are some issues with the site. It’s a bit slow, it can be a bit tricky to search and the design is a bit of a Flickr ripoff. But it’s a nice idea, a review pubs/bars/restaurants site with some form of accountability since anonymous reviews are not allowed and thus the uncertainty over the authenticity of a review is removed.
  • 43 Things – make yourself a better person by publicly disclosing what you want to do to improve yourself. Admittedly, I don’t use this site enough, as most of those things just sit there. But I’ll get round to updating it one day and doing all 13 things on my list. Promise. :)
  • Yahoo! Pipes – admittedly I haven’t played with this that much, but when I have it’s been awesome. Take RSS feeds, filter them, clean up the URLs, merge or intersect them, cross-reference them with other RSS feeds and it’s really easy. No programming knowledge needed, though you do need to know the structure & workings of RSS a little bit, but some really lovely mashups are possible with this.

And there’s also the one (dis)honourable mention for Sickipedia, the B3ta collection of phenomenally offensive jokes which has now undergone a bit of a reworking and redesign to make it even easier to find the vilest and most disgustingly unpalatable jokes known to man.

Right, time to pass the baton on. I would tag other people but I don’t really like doing that sort of thing – instead I’ll just make it an open invite for anyone else to blog about their favourite social media sites.

Firefox = Stealing

Well, this is an example of cuntiness of the highest order. Some webmasters are now parsing the user-agent string of your browser, and if they detect it’s Firefox, the redirect you to WhyFirefoxIsBlocked.com, a barely-literate rant againsts Teh Evils of Firefox and the Mozilla Foundation. You have to read the copy to believe it:

Software that blocks all advertisement is an infringement of the rights of web site owners and developers. Numerous web sites exist in order to provide quality content in exchange for displaying ads. Accessing the content while blocking the ads, therefore would be no less than stealing.

That’s right – shoving nasty flashing animations of smileys and Crazy Frog ringtones isn’t just a model of revenue, it’s a goddamn right. It’s what we’re fighting for in Iraq and Afghanistan! Anyone who does it differently is, is, is, a a thief! Yes, a thief! Just like those commies who get up to make a cup of tea during the advert breaks on TV.

Well, at least we’re not being called terrorists. Yet.

Adblock, by the way, is awesome. Not because I hate ads, but it means it can block any kind of content – images, Flash and JavaScript. This makes it useful not just for getting rid of ugly ads but also visually offensive avatars, garish background images that give me a headache and crappy scripts such as Snap Previewthe most hated Web 2.0 function in the world (officially). I totally recommend using it, if you’re not already.

Funnily enough the site takes pop at anyone using Adblock to block banner ads and interstitials, but not anyone who uses browser extensions to prevent popup adverts. If advertising is a right that should be guaranteed, why aren’t popups as preciously protected? Why aren’t browsers that block popups banned as well? Nothing to do with the fact Internet Explorer would then also be blocked, would it? Even by blocking just Firefox users, the makers end up shooting themselves in the foot:

Demographics have shown that not only are FireFox users a somewhat small percentage of the internet, they actually are even smaller in terms of online spending, therefore blocking FireFox seems to have only minimal financial drawbacks, whereas ending resource theft has tremendous financial rewards for honest, hard-working website owners and developers.

No demographics or statistics are given up to back this assertion, but even if this were the case then these people are idiots. If Firefox users are less likely to be a source of revenue online, then blocking the adverts is unlikely to do any harm either since they were never going to be the target market – if your adverts work on a pay-per-click basis, they were never going to click anyway. On the other hand, if you’re working on a pay-per-impression basis then banning all Firefox users will only reduce the number of views the ad gets as it will withhold it from all users of the browser, not just those who block those adverts, and reduce your revenue correspondingly. In either case, blocking Firefox does not prevent you from losing revenue, quite the opposite, actually.

Anyone who reads Cory Doctorow or the ORG‘s work will know this idiocy is just the latest salvo in a war of control of online content and what you do with it, between providers and users. The data your web browser receives should not be mandatorily mediated in any way – you should be able to choose what you do with it. It is up to you how those data are rendered: If you’re partially sighted or blind and want to have it read out loud, if you want it tweaked so it’s rendered more conveniently, or if you don’t want certain bits of content withheld such as adverts, you should be free to do so. Can you imagine a magazine that wouldn’t let you skip the advert pages before getting to the content, or a television that pinned you in your seats during the commercial breaks? Of course not. The banner ad model combines the worst of both worlds, a business model designed for the previous century together with a nasty and spiteful means of coercion enabled by the technology, that only serves to piss off the very people whose goodwill and money you rely on.

By the way, like most anti-fair use technology such as DRM, there’s an easy way of getting round it. If you do encounter a site like this in Firefox and despite being mortally pissed off at them you still really really need to see what it has to say, then don’t fret too much. You don’t have to use IE or any other browser, just download the User Agent Switcher extension which allows Firefox to ‘pretend’ to be any other browser when visiting a site. Happy browsing.