qwghlm.co.uk : because all the other domain names were taken

Superb stuff, been there, done that. These are far too familiar

“What’s Twitter?”

“Ok, we want this running on Web 3.0!”

Good post that sounds so true! Social Media are so hype at the moment that everyone wants to be in without any strategy or goal.

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Client says “So how long will it take to make it viral then?” or “Can you make it sound a bit more like INSERT NAME OF POPULAR BLOGGER”

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�I don�t see why we need to pay you so much when we could just email all these bloggers a press release.�

Gah!

Fortunately (surprisingly) most of the stuff I’ve been pitched for my main blog has been done in a way which at least hints that the PR knows pitching bloggers is a bit different.

That’s a start.

Great list, very amusing.

At your first training session with the principle client, you discover that the laptops provided by IT block all web upload of images. IT is under the control of a rival part of the organisation and won’t help.

The principle editor for the sites is completely unable to remember his password. He rings you to ask you how to reset it when a) you’re on holiday and b) he’s not at a computer. Months later, you’re still resetting it manually every few weeks, despite an easy click link for him to use.

Those are so true, it’s scary! Great list! :)

Marvellous stuff. The one about not allowing omments on the shiny new corporate blog just about sums it up for me.

Client shudders when he hears the word ‘blog’ and asks you mean a girls online diary?

Great list.

“What is a blog?”

“We’ll publish our weekly press releases and daily products announcements in the blog. That’s has already been decided upon.”

“We understand that we need to get involved, but we won’t write more than 2 blog posts per month.”

“We’ve hired our CEO’s teenage cousin to help you.” (In any kind of projects)

“We want to get results in a month (for a new website).”

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wow! this is spot on, and has me rethinking my proposal strategies! :)

this is ordinary in china.

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“So we can upload all our MS Office files in that wiki then….”
“We use SharePoint out of the box, we’re all set….”
“I don’t think the RSS thing is that important, we just want a blog…”
“We want you to write our blog, our employees just don’t have the time…”

Great – probably ever expanding – list !

1. Does not understand why they have to pay to have a “free open source” forum implemented/skinned/hosted. Refuses to sign off and say “we are looking for an agency that does not rip us off”, only to return chastened.
2. Wants “Facebook like” intranet for $25k.
3. Wants a company blog, but insists we “call it something else… but NOT a blog.”
4. Two words: Twitter Spam.
5. Put a blog up for three weeks as part of a campaign, then delete it and the comments when the campaign is over.

I take issue with #4 — A-Team, HAA!

More seriously, it’s pretty simple: I won’t work with any org on social-web projects unless they’re ready to commit to developing the internal competencies to make it work. Maybe you can outsource the web development, high-gloss video production, etc., but you can’t outsource the participation.

Or when the client talks small campaign doesnt ‘get’ the fact you need ongoing conversations for majority of social media marketing.

With regards to moderation …. not sure you are on the money here, am quit sure that there are companies out there that would be happy with clear best efforts and not spend 30 UK $ on this per month for human moderaration
Chekc out akismet [dot] com, or better see con-trust.com, just out of beta, but looks pretty interesting !!!

“We want a working prototype in 2 weeks for our Board meeting.”

“We’re creating a viral video.”

“We want to be able to control who visits the blog.”

“Where would we put the case studies section on our blog?”

Congrat’s!! The post is perfect! :)

Micro and small business have a huge advance at the moment to use web 2.0 to promote their business. Big companies will have to fight hard, with lot of internal bureaucracy, to use blogging, twitter or whatever.

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perfection. cap, doffed

[...] Everyone wants to get in on the social media open bar. But to get past the bouncers, it’s not enough to have a blog or a facebook group, or just ask for public input. Sometimes a production team will make all the ‘right’ social media moves even if they don’t really understand what social media is all about. [...]

“You mean we have to let customers decide what’s important? Oh no, we can’t have that. Strike that from your budget right now.”

“We can just tack this on to our branding efforts for Product X. It’ll be great, right?”

“Why do you need to talk to the development team?”

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1. Hey, can you get kids to stop posting negative comments on our youtube movies? I am tired of deleting “Diz sux!”

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“I don’t think we could sanction anything we couldn’t control”

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I laughed out loud reading your post, fantastic :D

Wow. Times have changed, haven’t they? I wrote a 5-things list a couple of years ago that looks really outdated now:

http://www.rmmlondon.com/archive/5-sure-fire-ways-to-know-when-your-agency-might-be-tired/

“We’d like this campaign distributed widely across the internet, but only to brand-safe environments.”

“External links are too risky.”

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Sounds more like twenty reasons for needing a new geek social media expert who isn’t as snotty as this one here.

You’ve simply snarked your way out of a job.

Write when you get work, i.e. can prove that your client putting up a dumb YouTube that gets gadzillion stupid and obscene comment son it, or puts up a Twitter that gets ignored or gets spammed by other PR gurus, will lead to actual *sales* of their widgets — or even yours.

Googled Prokofy Neva.

Found it ironic that a Second Lifer would offer anyone advice. Then realised – what with the Linden tied to the US dollar – that Prokofy may, in fact, be somewhat ahead of the game. Furthermore, when our real life economy turns out to be a consensual shared hallucination, maybe we SHOULD start listening to the furries and the guys in the nude suits.

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