Archive for November, 2003

David Blunkett is the new King Herod

Friday, November 28th, 2003

David Blunkett has announced controversial plans to force failed asylum seekers home by putting their children into care. Always one step ahead - I’ve had to update the Blunkett policy maker again. Blunkett denies that he is the King Herod of the Labour Party (Steve Bell cannot resist having a dig). This threat to tear apart poor immigrant families and ruin innocent children is apparently ‘necessary’, but even Michael Howard thinks it is “going further than any civilised government should go”. You know things are going very badly wrong when the Tory leader is writing in the Guardian condemning a Labour Home Secretary for being too harsh.

Britain would be a better place without this ignorant thug in charge of law and order. From treating immigrants like shit and imposing expensive and impotent ID cards, to scoffing at “airy fairy civil liberties”, allowing the US to deport British citizens without trial and condemning the BBC for daring to expose police racism, he is well on his way to trampling over every right and due process of law we have fought for, in the name of getting his name in lights and appealing to the Daily Mail crowd. Shamefully, he argues that we’re in danger of letting the likes of the BNP gain votes, but then executes the exact kind of policy the far right are advocating. The longer he is in charge the worse things will get - but he wins enough petty-minded middle England swing votes so Blair will happily let him carry on.

Stupidity pact broken, no-one seems to care…

Thursday, November 27th, 2003

France and Germany have broken the EU Growth and Stability pact by running up budget deficits greater than 3% GDP. Normally they would be fined for this. but the other member states have decided to be lenient. The move is ironic, as the pact was drawn up by er…Germany as a way of imposing it’s inflation-obsessed Bundesbank policies on the rest of Europe.

Although the French and Germans are being cheeky, it may be a good thing. The growth and stability pact (or the ’stupidity pact’ according to Romano Prodi) is far too inflation-focused and restricts governments’ abilities to recover from recession. Much like the disastrous policies the IMF have inflicted on developing countries (as excellently written about by Joseph Stiglitz) in the name of ‘globalization’, the pact is hurting European economies in recession. Meanwhile, the more balanced, prudent in good times, invest in bad times policy of Gordon Brown’s, which has got envious looks from across the Channel, is coping better. An excellent article in today’s Guardian sums up the futility of the pact and an assessment of its future. The break means it is a good time to ditch the pact, but the Guardian’s economics editor predicts we’re heading for a fudged compromise. A pity, especially as the pact’s removal would clear a big obstacle for Britain’s Euro entry…

Wi-Fi 125

Monday, November 24th, 2003
I was able to file this copy before the train pulled into King’s Cross, on time and online at 14.54

GNER have started offering Wi-Fi on their trains. Although only initially available to those in First Class and thus aimed at the business traveller, it’s still quite cool, though whether us plebs will eventually get it is another matter - in Scandinavia, passengers are charged £6 on top of the train fare, which is a bit steep (but then, so is everything in Scandinavia…)

I shouldn’t get too carried away, there is still a lot wrong with the railways, as has been recently mentioned in the news, and even in the theatre - installing Wi-Fi on trains may be cool but it’s really just rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic. The vast majority of rail revenue comes from normal standard-class travellers and improving service for them should be the priority.

Champions!

Saturday, November 22nd, 2003

Not often we get to say this - England are World Champions!

Hi George!

Friday, November 21st, 2003

Went to the march today (or rather yesterday) with Hugh. For seeing so much solidarity and a few good speeches, not to mention the toppling of Bush in Trafalgar Square, it was worth it, but it was also worth it for the little things - the Middle Eastern guy who bowed before a protester dressed as Bush begging “LIBERATE ME! LIBERATE ME!”, the WW2 war veteran wearing a Union Jack hat but taking no shit from smarmy white van men on the sidelines, the schoolgirls yelling their heads off with chants, the communist bloke who kept on popping up on random bus shelters with bongo drums, the tolerant and friendly policemen and policewomen who kept order throughout, the magnificient bright pink tank trundling its way, the bloke who suddenly realised he couldn’t rhyme anything with “Poodle”…

I could go on, but that was just a fraction of the well-spirited, good-humoured and above all peaceful people there. Everyone has their own stories to tell of the march. I just hope all the positive spirit of the day will go on to produce something good out of the horrible mess 2003 (and Bush) has given the world. G’night…

PS DOWN WITH BUSH! :-)

Looks like George’s interview with The Sun has given him ideas…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2003

George Bush and the Queen

Howdy, George! But what about Tony?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2003

George Bush is here.

Although Tony Blair tells us to stand by him, many others would rather not want him here. Both the protesters and the President will have a busy schedule, while one in nine English police officers will be there to keep the peace. The US authorities have been making absurd demands, like shutting the Tube and giving all American marksmen diplomatic immunity, as well as bringing a fleet of military vehicles, which makes this more of a sort of imperialistic military show of might than a visit to a fellow nation state. With all the controversy, you may wonder - whose idea was it, and why? Is this just a way of advancing Bush politically with a nice photo-op, and why the hell is a Labour Prime Minister helping a Republican president in his campaign?

Still, Bush has some friends here, and there is growing opinion that ths fuss over Bush is distracting us from Tony Blair. This is a fair point. Blair has ignored his own party and people in his quest to be America’s best friend. Yet he’s managed to come out of all this without too much mud sticking, the Hutton enquiry has managed to distract us all from the bigger questions surrounding the war and occupation, and it’s given him a neat scapegoat in Geoff Hoon. Even the ousting of IDS could work in his favour, as the resurgent threat from Michael Howard could galvanise Blair’s mutinous party back into a unified force.

I’ll be marching on Thursday to voice my displeasure at the President and his visit, but let’s not forget who has been dragging us along on this sorry escapade all this time.

Your Super Soaraway Sun - now with added Bush!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
But the Sun is so much more than breasts.

George Bush (who may be a bit of a theme for this week’s blog) has been interviewed by The Sun. Mocking detractors will say this is about his intellectual level. Anyway, as the Washington Post reports, should The Sun be the born-again Christian President’s choice of paper, given its penchant for topless ladies? While pointing out Bush has given no personal interviews to the Post, New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Time or Newsweek, the article takes great delight in explaining one of our national institutions to its American audience:

3.5 million Britons are said to buy it each day - all of them, of course, for the articles.