Workers of the world, unite!
December 10th, 2003Have recent events turned you against the established Labour Party? Then why not join the Communist Party of Britain? Or the Communist Party of Great Britain, or the New Communist Party of Britain? Or the Communist Party of Britain Marxist-Leninist, who are not to be confused with the Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain (Marxist-Leninist). There’s also the Upward Communist Party and the Revolutionary Communist Group.
If the ‘Communist’ bit is a bit too much for your taste, then you could always try the Socialist Party, the Socialist Workers Party, the Socialist Equality Party, Socialist Party of Great Britain - not to be confused with the other Socialist Party of Great Britain, the Socialist Labour Party, the International Socialist Group, the Alliance for Workers Liberty, the Revolutionary Democratic Group, the Left Alliance, the Workers Party or the Workers Revolutionary Party.
Well, what are you waiting for? Workers of the world, unite!