Alan Shearer in “mildly interesting story” shocker

February 25th, 2004
“What music do you listen to when you are cleaning the blood of a homeless man out of your car?”

Alan Shearer goes on Norweigian radio, only to be quizzed about his post-homicide musical tastes. Sadly the ex-England captain and creosote expert only replied “No comment”.

Speaking of banal England strikers, there was a good documentary on BBC2 last night on fascism and football, but one low point was an entirely gratuitous interview with Gary Lineker - he gave us the revelation that when he moved to Barcelona, he found out they hated Real Madrid. Well, knock me down with a feather.

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