The British Government is to ask the media to ignore the existence of power stations, so that terrorists won’t bomb them.
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling safer already.
But why stop there? We should deny the entire United Kingdom exists (easy enough, tippex it out of the atlas, that’ll foil those terrorist-types), then we’ll never be attacked!
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September 25th, 2004 at 14:38:11
More of the same clutching at straws from the same clueless pack of idiots. And the best bit is, we pay them salaries to do this!
September 26th, 2004 at 06:42:36
this is clearly built ion the success of posters that used to be about in I think the 80’s declaring certain boroughs to be nuclear free zones. One always hoped that if aggressors were a bit upset and chose to bomb London they would be able to delineate Lewisham (was) to Bromley (wasn’t)
September 26th, 2004 at 12:52:21
Slough claims to be nuclear-free too, but I’m sure Moscow would still have done us all a favour and bombed it if WW3 happened…
September 26th, 2004 at 12:59:45
Aw, why does poor Slough always get it in the neck? Isn’t anyone ever going to post a defence of Slough?
Oh, OK. Fair enough.
September 26th, 2004 at 13:57:02
Pretending the UK does not exist will solve this problem perfectly. As a side effect we will solve the immigration problem, and hopefully persuade Europe that we can keep the pound.
September 27th, 2004 at 15:46:37
Er.. why don’t we just pretend the terrorists don’t exist? That way, no terrorists! Also, while we’re at it, I say we all start chanting “I don’t believe in fairies”, teach those gossamer-winged little bastards a lesson.