Archive for September, 2004

Bus Usecrime

Monday, September 27th, 2004

Two Tom Coates-related posts in a row…here’s a excellent deconstruction of how badly designed the UI is on those London bus ticket machines. I myself have been a victim of them in many ways, including the times I’ve accidentally selected the £1 child bus pass fare rather than the £1 adult single fare (quite easy to do when in a hurry). In fact they piss me off so much that I’m ranting on about them even though I now live 400 miles away from London. My own personal conspiracy theory is that they’ve been put in to be so annoying that everyone gives up and gets pre-paid Oystercards instead.

(This post will now inevitably draw a response from Hugh about how much better Lothian Buses are).

Odeon - now slightly less bad than before!

Monday, September 27th, 2004

Tom Coates points out that Odeon’s much-maligned website is now partly-accessible, in that if you don’t have IE you can now look at movie times, but you still can’t book tickets. Which is better, but only in the same way that getting kicked in the nuts once is better than getting kicked in the nuts twice.

A hero amidst the madness

Saturday, September 25th, 2004

21 years ago today, a man called Stanislav Petrov saved all of our lives. If the Nobel Peace Prize lot are stuck for a winner this year, then this man would be a more than deserving recipient.

Ceci n’est pas une centrale electrique

Saturday, September 25th, 2004

The British Government is to ask the media to ignore the existence of power stations, so that terrorists won’t bomb them.

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling safer already.

But why stop there? We should deny the entire United Kingdom exists (easy enough, tippex it out of the atlas, that’ll foil those terrorist-types), then we’ll never be attacked!

Dear Laura

Friday, September 24th, 2004

I refuse to believe that

More on Maccy D’s

Thursday, September 23rd, 2004

Actually, one more thing….the site I linked to in my last post makes heavy promotion of McDonald’s “fruit bags”, as citation to their healthy aims. These contain just 80g of fruit for 59 pence, which is ludicrously high given that a whole apple or orange costs around 20p. Furthermore, why go to all the bother of slicing them and wrapping them up in plastic - what’s wrong with serving a whole fruit?

Possibly because if they priced whole fruit at the same rate then they couldn’t get away with such a high mark-up as the straight comparison would be more noticeable. But a more sinister hypothesis entered my head, after remembering a point Jonathan Meades made - namely that with virtually all fast food (and not just McDonald’s) is served with an entirely different shape, texture and appearance to the original product (like sausages and fish fingers, as well as the ubiquitous burger).

This disguising is often just to mask the fact that such horrible ingredients are being used, but it isn’t just that. By heavily processing and reshaping food, it divorces the end product from its natural origins, leaving no trace of what it used to be. As a result, consumers’ perception of food become one of a finished factory product and the whole concept of ingredients is lost. The very preparation of fresh ingredients becomes a lost art, and people become dependent on fast food. The dicing and repackaging of fruit into little bags like sweets and crisps is a part of that process, an attempt to destroy the natural qualities of the fruit, severing the link between the real food and the end product.

This is only a hypothesis, mind, and it’s entirely possible that the entirely pointless re-packaging of McDonald’s fruit is for some simple economic reason, but I’ve yet to hear it.

McUsecrime

Thursday, September 23rd, 2004

McDonald’s UK have published a riposte to the film Super Size Me (via Linkbunnies). While trying to dispute the allegation that McDonald’s makes you fat, they thoroughly prove that doing webdesign work for McDonald’s makes you commit hideous, unspeakable crimes against usability. What the fuck is up with that stupid slider? And why not just have it in HTML?

30 years of Page 302

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004

Happy Birthday Ceefax!

Actually, that should be:

Ha]]y Bi#th @y C~@FAX