Dodgy search terms
December 8th, 2004Did a log analysis of qwghlm.co.uk the other day, and with that comes the pleasing sport of “find the dodgy search term”. Listed below are some of the more, er, bizarre search terms that somehow led people to visit this site:
So, for those worrying about the Internet going downhill, don’t fret. It’s still full of freaks, perverts, wackos and loners, just like usual, which is what makes it so great.
(Sorry for putting them in an image, but I didn’t want any search engines picking up on the above terms and giving me a higher ranking for them, this site gets enough strange people visiting it as it is)
December 9th, 2004 at 13:23:29
I don’t know which is worse - “tony blair gordon brown homoerotic” or “oliver letwin tramps”.
December 9th, 2004 at 13:26:30
I was wondering what your target audience was! Thanks for sharing ;)
December 9th, 2004 at 14:55:49
I think the last one is exactly what you’d wonder if, when playing scrabble, your available letters were the name of this website.
December 9th, 2004 at 22:57:15
“Is quim a legal scrabble word” — Some people haven’t quite grasped how to use google.
December 10th, 2004 at 01:36:05
To be fair, the log analyzer was checking search queries from all search engines, not just Google, so it could well have been an Ask Jeeves question.
December 10th, 2004 at 20:28:20
I used to play lead guitar in a band called The Oliver Letwin Tramps, so that explains THAT…
December 10th, 2004 at 21:46:50
More dodgy search terms come here as [Google-boggling terms deleted in a much-needed act of censorship]
December 11th, 2004 at 01:07:51
Rowen, you bastard. Do that again and I’ll come down to Cambridge and give you a kicking. I know where you live.
December 11th, 2004 at 09:55:20
<g&rt;