By sheer chance, I managed to catch some of a today’s tsunami benefit match in Liverpool on TV today, featuring such Reds greats as Kenny Dalglish, Ian Rush, Bruce Grobbelaar and, er, Sander Westerveld. It is easy to sneer at C-list celebrities and past-it footballers doing charity matches, dismissing it as just another photo-op. However, from actually watching the match, and the camaraderie of players on both sides and the good nature of the crowd, I came to a different conclusion: the celebrities for the most part had to endure a humiliation by being beat by a bunch of geriatrics; the retired players had to put creaking and battered joints through the rigours of a match; yet both did it with smiles on their faces and free of charge.
At roughly the same time, 300 miles away from the money-obsessed celebrities and professionals, two university boat crews carry on the time-honoured tradition of gentlemanly amateurism. Well, maybe not.
Even though I’m a Cambridge graduate myself, I’ve always found the over-promotion of such a minor event baffling. I heard one theory that the Boat Race is only popular as it was one of the first events in the country on which widespread gambling could be made; in these heady New Labour days of betting on anything that moves, the Boat Race no longer deserves the attention it gathers, though this hasn’t stopped ITV buying up the rights, so it’s obviously still inexplicably popular.
Perhaps it wouldn’t matter so much if what we were shown was a demonstratation of our heritage: the ideals of traditional sport, the gifted amateur and gentlemanly pursuits, with which Britain helped spread the likes of football, rugby, cricket, tennis etc. around the world. Instead the race displays all the least gentlemanly and most ugly traits of professional sport. In 2003, a race so close that it would have been declared a tie a hundred years ago, handshakes all around, has to be judged by TV replay. In 2004, the race was won by Cambridge after a clash of oars, which Oxford bitterly protest and gladly declare their intent on revenge. The acceptance rates for Olympic rowers applying to Oxbridge seems unusually high compared to the rest of us mere mortals. Hardly the good-spirited Corinthianism of old.
Football gets singled out for all kinds of blame, sometimes fairly but many times unfairly. The latest one is that Wayne Rooney is setting a bad example to children by swearing, forgetting that he’s little more than a child himself. The idealised version of sport that football is tacitly contrasted to no longer exists, anywhere. While the footballers in Liverpool smiled and joked, the coxes in London, bawling at their crews, steered so hard the umpires had to tell them to separate; the losing crew were so utterly distraught they couldn’t even take their losers’ medals with their heads held up.
Football needs more matches like the ones today, a friendly match that really is friendly, without any diving or bad tackling, if only because it’s more fun seeing players smile and joke with each other. But football shouldn’t be blamed for wider ills. It is just as silly as blaming the Boat Race for greed, anger and the win-at-all-costs attitude. Neither sport is really responsible, all they do is merely reflect the modern values (good and bad) that we all live with.