Archive for February, 2006

The end of the beginning

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

It’s been a crap week, hasn’t it? First up, identity cards. They’re coming. Unless the Lords show an extraordinary amount of spine, but I don’t think they will be able to stop the bill. The so-called concession that the cards won’t be compulsory is almost irrelevant, given that we’ll have to get one anyway when we apply for a passport. My own passport doesn’t expire till December 2013, so I’m hoping that by then the system will have overrun its budget, and become such a headache that the government of the time will have dumped it. If your passport is up soon, you might want to get in and renew it now before the ID card register is up and running (and in fact, get it done ASAP, as they are introducing biometrics on passports in April this year).

Failing that, if you’re lucky enough to have an Irish parent or grandparent, then you might be able to become an Irish citizen, and still retain full rights to reside and vote in Britain, thanks to the 1949 Ireland Act (although be warned, Ireland might not remain an ID system-free zone for long). Any connection with any other EU country, or a Commonwealth member, might also be handy to pick up on. Hell, maybe even marrying and a few years’ residence abroad could be a way out.

But, if you’re 100% pukka English*, foreign accents are a big turn-off, and you forget to get your passport renewed on time, it’s time for the face scans and fingerprinting, right? No, and there’s no need to be so pessimistic. Even if the ID system comes into being, there are still plenty of people willing to resist, plenty of people willing to be vigilant about its faults. Help them. Back them. This idiotic ID register will only succeed in snooping on and pretending to protect us if we let it. To use/paraphrase a well-worn cliché - this is not the end, but only the beginning.

* Yes, I am aware of the irony of using this phrase.

…and relax

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

Have just upgraded qwghlm.co.uk to Wordpress 2.0 - didn’t take as long as I feared (though I did get to practice on Armand’s site first). Had a few heartstopping moments, but I think it all works. Some functionality limited, site might still occasionally break as I tinker with it this evening. Am liking the admin interface, I must say - very shiny.

Coming up for air

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

So, smoking’s going to be banned in pubs. As a mild asthmatic who drinks but doesn’t smoke, I initially thought “Well, at least my clothes and hair won’t reek of fag smoke after the end of every night out”. Then the much more horrifying thought crossed my mind: “Oh God, what the hell are they going to smell of instead?”

Blogcode

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Tim Ireland (and pals) have been working on Blogcode, a blog recommendations service. Rather than go down the long and difficult Web 2.0 road of autodiscovery, comparing mutual links, funky aggregation etc., it goes for a simpler method: Users merely “code” a blog - i.e. rate it on different metrics, and the system aggregates the metrics together, to find out what blogs are compatible.

I’m not sure how well it will take off - this kind of recommendation site only works if adding & recording your opinions is made as effortless as possible - which is why e.g. Last.fm works so well. What they needed to go with it would be, say a Firefox extension (or even a Greasemonkey script) that would say, pop up infrequently from time to time when you visit a site that looked like a blog (e.g. autodetection of RSS links, or meta generator tags that say Blogger/Wordpress/Movable Type etc.) It would ask a single question about a single metric (”How would you rate this blog - left or right wing?”, “Is this blogger serious or light-hearted?”) and then bugger off (it could always give you the option to answer more questions, if you had a few idle moments). It would take longer for the data to build up, but wouldn’t need us to spend hours going through all the blogs on our blogrolls before we got bored and wristache from dragging those scroll bar controls.

Also, I’ve noticed one big fat bug already - it’s possible to have two separate codings for the same site (I started one for qwghlm.co.uk after being told no code existed for it, and then it turned out someone else had also done one). Still, it makes for amusing comparisons between what I think of my site and what the other indexer thought.

There are still some amusing glitches (I’m 71.51% compatible with Harry’s Place? Reminder to self - must write more anti-war polemics) - and I’m not sure what mechanisms they have in place to stop deliberate spoofings (e.g. lots of people giving spurious metadata), or the forever-problematic blogspam. And it would be cool if they released the raw data (with the contributors’ identities anonymised) for the ratings of different blogs; it would allow other developers the ability to perform some nice open-source hackery - this human-generated data, coupled together with computer-generated data from the Technorati API, could make for some really cool visualisations & mappings of the blogosphere.

Right, getting tired. Interesting stuff though - may ramble a bit more on this later.

Brutally honest

Monday, February 13th, 2006

After a busy weekend I’m a little behind and have only just managed to catch up on the latest tales of abuse in Iraq but one thing has struck me - isn’t the News of the World’s “BRUTAL!” headline, with that jaunty exclamation mark, a tad… triumphant? Almost proud of the matter? It’s vaguely reminiscent of an infamous headline from the past.

It’s not the end of the world

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

One of the slightly less cheerful things I have to read of late has been The National Health Service (NHS) after Nuclear War (via Chris Lightfoot), a paper detailing a report by the BMA from the mid-1980s of how medical treatment would be rationed and distributed, as well as interesting tidbits of info about the Thatcher government’s own preparations (which have never been made fully public). The BBC’s terrifying post-nuclear apocalypse Threads gets several mentions. The resulting report is chilling, not just for the figures involved:

  • Disposal of the dead would be next to impossible (it notes it took the US Army 8 weeks to bury 39,000 dead in Manilla in World War II and this was with adequate fuel stocks, machinery and manpower).
  • An 11 megaton attack on the Greater London area would produce 9,782,000 deaths and injuries.

But also the direct consequence - that the only way to maintain any sort of control over what meagre resources were left would be to ration them on strictly utilitarian grounds - all our natural sensibilities and sympathies would be torn up.

It would be logical to assume once people realised how treatment was to be rationed, order would start to break down. Who would get treatment would depend almost entirely on the survivability of the patient and the “useful” role that person would have in the post-attack world.

Although the report was produced two years after Threads was broadcast it does in fact confirm one of the more frightening realities which Threads presented, that children would be no more important than anyone else. If anything, given the levels of illiteracy and how brutalised the post-war generation became, children became almost abandoned to their fate. Dr. Dawson said this about the future of children:

If we do not try to save the children we have no future, but if we put too great an emphasis on saving these dependant, unskilled people, for that is what they are, then we risk the loss of existing physical abilities and skills that will be desperately needed.”

I’m quite glad that I was only four or five when this document came out, as I would have been terrified to know just how serious the consequencs of nuclear war were, and then find out that it was such a distinct possibility that the government was preparing ration cards and transport containers full of medical supplies ready to be deployed to put us on, as the page says, “on a war footing”.

With the end of the Cold War, the prospect of nuclear armageddon almost seems quaint - nuclear bunkers are now museum pieces or secure IT service centres. But this is perhaps a little ignorant of how bad it could have been - we have come mighty close to all-out nuclear war several times, so any talk of the Cold War being mere standoff and posturing is dangerously oblivious to the threats that were out there.

Which brings me to the current continual talk of “threats” to our way of life and (depending on the loony extremeness of whoever you’re talking to) the “clash of civilisations” and “our way of life is under threat” - it’s bunkum. The acts of a few fundamentalists and flag-burners seems quite tame compared to the prospect of London and Manchester being razed to the ground at the whim of the Soviet president - even the prospect of thousands of deaths is a lot more preferable than that of millions. Perhaps this is the one thing that bugged me about The Power of Nightmares - the modern “nightmare” posed by international terrorism is nowhere near as terrifying compared to what was feared in the past.

Perhaps this why there’s all this chatter of late about a nuclear Iran - never mind that they’re years off producing a nuclear test, let alone a functioning and robust battle-worthy weapon, let alone one that can be integrated and reliably flown on a ballistic missile, although the breathy rumours about war and scary-looking glossy graphic would want you to believe otherwise, it seems. Maybe we’ve begun to realise that even the bloodiest conventional terrorist attacks are no good at stoking permanent fear.

This is not to trivialise problems like terrorism, nor to say that they should be ignored or laughed at; it should not be a question of fearing or not fearing, but how we manage our fear, how to look beyond it, how we should be as unemotive as possible about the things that stir our emotive responses, without forgetting why our emotive responses exist in the first place. Threats of terrorism (and many other bad things) need perspective and calculation; to say we should protect ourselves “at any cost” is meaningless - as we will never be able to afford a truly secure environment. There will always be threats and there will never be a conclusive victory. Ironically, it’s leaders like Blair or Bush who claim to be realists dealing with real problems are the ones who are pursuing unattainable absolutes. We should all learn the lesson from their folly.

Fuck me, you’ve got to be joking

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

From the Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill:

1. Purpose
(1) A Minister of the Crown may by order make provision for either or both of the following purposes—

(a) reforming legislation;
(b) implementing recommendations of any one or more of the United Kingdom Law Commissions, with or without changes.
[…]
2. Provision
(1) An order under section 1 may for either purpose specified in subsection (1) of that section make provision amending, repealing or replacing any legislation.
[…]
(3) An order under section 1 may for the purpose specified in subsection (1)(b) of that section also make—

(a) provision amending or abolishing any rule of law;
(b) provision codifying rules of law.
[…]
6. Criminal penalties
(1) Provision under section 2(1) may not create a new offence that is punishable, or increase the penalty for an existing offence so that it is punishable—
(a) on indictment, with imprisonment for a term exceeding two years;

(via Murky; more commentary from Talk Politics and Owen).

Now, I’m no lawyer, but this means we’re fucked, right? A Minister of the Crown now has the power to rewrite most laws without the consent of Parliament. What’s worse, “Minister of the Crown” could mean Fatboy Falconer. This is not another step to dictatorship but we’re practically there. Not only can someone be appointed to the Cabinet without ever running for elected office, but they can be given the power to relegislate at will, and get you jailed for up to two years. Toss in vaguely-defined arbitrary powers of arrest and a penchant for pissing all over habeas corpus and we see that every part of the process is being stitched up.

Oh well, we can always mark our displeasure at the ballot box… I hope - Labour’s current thinking is that elections aren’t worth the bother, really. We’re all going to have to claim asylum in Sweden if this shower of bastards carry on in government for much longer.

Update: Alright, maybe I was a little hasty in doubting the ballot box. Amazing result for the Lib Dems - dump their leader and secure an enormous swing. Wonder if Labour will take the hint…?

ORGanised fun

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Just got back from the Open Rights Group meeting tonight in London, which was interesting as ever. Cory Doctorow related his own EFF-related experiences dealing with the Broadcast Flag and how they could relate to ORG’s activities, while Phil Booth of No2ID talked about his (so far quite sucessful) struggles against national identity cards. Both offered contrasting (but not conflicting) views of how to campaign for a cause; Cory on getting representation on regulatory panels, and fighting on more market-oriented, economical grounds, while Phil resorts to the more traditional taking the fight to Parliament and the media. Of course, Cory Doctorow is a successful author (and can thus easily disprove the “abandoning DRM and copyright enforcement will impoverish authors” bullshit line), while the NO2ID guys have much less authority to go on; both are on different causes and exhibit different tactics, which a successful digital rights organisation will need - both the guile and will to stick on a suit and tackle industry-level plotting behind closed doors (and, presumably, the need to swallow one’s pride in parlying with the enemy), and the ability and media savvy to tackle the government head-on in public (and get the relevant press releases and soundbites for the media to snap up).

After that, there was some pub-related activity (in the John Snow, an highly historical pub I have fond memories of). Tom and I discussed the dreadful day bloggers form a union (Coat of arms: In chief an ‘RSS’ icon, gules, in base the Technorati logo quartered with HTML code en or, on an azure field, between two keyboards rampant; Motto: In vitriol veritas) and were quite antisocial, before I finally plucked up the courage to chat to others, and ended up rambling too much in front of Tom Reynolds (sorry Tom). All in all a nice night; hope I can do it again sometime soon.