Daily Mail-o-matic

A project I’ve been itching to do. A new Daily Mail headline every time you click the green button.

I was going to give the generator a sophisticated grammar for more varied sentences, until I realised the Mail’s grammar is nearly always the same.

If you get bored of this, why not try the new David Blunkett policy maker, Michael Howard Sings The Smiths, or Alastair Campbell’s Wheel of Retribution?