Daily Mail-o-matic

It’s that simple – this gives you a new Daily Mail headline every time you click the button. Guaranteed not to give you cancer or affect your house prices.


I was going to give the generator a sophisticated grammar for more varied sentences, until I realised the Mail‘s grammar is nearly always the same. If you like this, be sure to check out my blog and follow me on Twitter too!

You can also get this as a Greasemonkey script so you can produce random headlines when you browse the dailymail.co.uk website (thanks Edd).

If you like this, you might also like the The (New) Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project – tracking Daily Mail’s classification of inanimate objects into two types: those that cause cancer, and those that cure it.

And if you get bored of this, why not try the David Blunkett policy maker, Michael Howard Sings The Smiths, or Alastair Campbell’s Wheel of Retribution?