It’s that simple – this gives you a new Daily Mail headline every time you click the button. Guaranteed not to give you cancer or affect your house prices.
I was going to give the generator a sophisticated grammar for more varied sentences, until I realised the Mail‘s grammar is nearly always the same. If you like this, be sure to check out my blog and follow me on Twitter too!
If you like this, you might also like the The (New) Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project – tracking Daily Mail’s classification of inanimate objects into two types: those that cause cancer, and those that cure it.